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> the plot.
> 
> Things to do in the Kitchen, when theres nothing Nothing Else to Do
> written by: Nix
> cattegory: V, H
> 
>    It was a typical hot summer morning, where three restless teenagers
> sat around the kitchen counter, debating on how to spend the day. One
> blonde haired boy frowned as a red headed girl ontop of the kitchen
> counter suggested they go hiking through the property.
>    "Jess its way too hot!!!" Jonny protested. "Why not spend the day
> inside Questworld? Its cool, fun, and entertaining all at the same
> time," he told her matter-o-factly.
>    The girl rolled her eyes and muttered,"so would throwing you into
> the pool."
>    A tall Indian male snickered at the girl's comment. "Why not do
> something we have never done before."
>    "Yeah but what?" Jessie asked Hadji as she jumped down from the
> counter. "We've done almost everything there is to do."
>    "We've skysurfed, we've gone diving into Amazonian waters, battled
> ferocious cyber insects, watched wits with insane criminals..."
>    "Yeah I get the point Jonny,"Hadji smirked as Jessie laughed at
> Jonny who had a what-did-I-say look on his face. "I was thinking more
> on normal different thing."
>    "How do you define normal?" Jonny grinned as Jessie sighed at his
> wise guy tone. "But seriously, what do you have instored for us Hadj?"
>    "Follow me," Hadji laughed as he led his two friends into unknown
> lands where creativity ruled and there were no laws...
> 
>                                 THE KITCHEN
> 
>    "Err, what are we doing here??"Jessie asked curiously as she picked
> up a strange looking object. "We maybe out of our league here, this is
> real work..."
>    "Why Jess? Chicken?? Afraid that I'll out do you in the realm of
> concocting delicious morsels? Bwuahahahahhahaahahahahaa!!!!!" Jonny
> cried out as his two friends looked at him strangely.
>    "Be calm Jonny, this isn't a contest, we are just trying to do
> something,"Jessie told him as suddenly Mrs. Evan entered the kitchen
> and looked at the three teenagers.
>    "What is everyone doing here?! "she exclaimed as all three teens
> turned crimson red.
>    "Umm, uhh...we were just browsing around,"Jonny smiled weakly as
> Mrs. Evans bore a suspicious look.
>    "Now listen here, I don't want you fooling around, this isn't a
> place to play. Thats why you have all that techno thingies your father
> provides for you! "Mrs. Evans boomed as the three immediately
> explained that they really weren't doing anything.
>    "Okay, Jessie since your a woman, I expect you to make sure
> these_MEN_ don't do anything too hazardous while I'm away to the
> supermarket. Tell your father if you see him that I'll be back to make
> supper," Mrs. Evans told her as she took her flowery hat and coat from
> the counter.
>    "PHEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!"Jonny sighed as Mrs. Evans finally left
them.
>    "Well, lets begin the cookery!"Hadji exlcaimed. "I'm gonna teach
> you to make chicken curry, its quite a delicassy back in Bangalore."
>    "No lets make southern fried chicken!!!!" Jessie cried as she
> opened the fridge and took a rock hard chicken from the freezer.
>    "HEY!!! What about what I want????? "Jonny called out as he opened
> the cabinet and took out a bag of lima beans.
>    "YOU actually like lima beans???"Jessie said as she began cracking
> up in laughter.
>    "WHATS WRONG WITH THAT????"Jonny yelled through his clenched
> theeth. "I happen to be very fond of lima beans!!!!"
>    "Come on you too, the secret is in the curry..." Hadji's voice
> trailed off as Jonny ripped the bag open and began hurling lima beans
> at Jessie who was enraged and grabbed a bag of flour to retaliate.
>    "Take this!!!" she hissed as she threw the bag off flour which hit
> Jonny in the arm. 
>    "Fine we'll see who laughs last!!!!" He snatched a tomato from the
> vegetable basket and sent it to Jessie using his pitcher's arm and it
> hit Jessie's white shirt.
>    "Ooooo!!! JONNY QUEST!!!!!!" she shrieked. 
>    Hadji tried to calm his two friends as they continued to grab
> various fruits and vegetables and hurl it at each other. Suddenly
> there was a loud thud, then a thump.
>    Jonny lay unconcious on the floor and beside him lay a frozen
> chicken. Hadji and Jessie ran to his side and tried to revive him.
>    "Wha? Where am I??" Jonny said drowsily as his eyes fluttered
> dreamily.
>    "Let's get him on the couch,"Jessie said as she and Hadji lifted
> Jonny from the ground and into the living room.
>     
>    "WHAT??? Jonny was knocked out by a frozen chicken?!" Race asked
> them incredulously.
>    "It was an accident dad!!! I just grabbed something hard and I
> didn't realize it was a frozen chicken!!!" Jessie proclaimed
> defensively.
>    "Okay, I hope you've learned something..." Race began but was cut
> short by a scream coming from the kitchen.
>    "Uh-oh, I this does not look good, "Hadji said uncomfortably as
> Mrs. Evans stormed into the living room, her face in a fit of rage.
> 
> -done-

(c) Nix C. 1998