DISCALIMER: Race Bannon and James Bond do not belong to me I am only
borrowing them for fun not profit.

SHENSA swndc@sprintmail.com
1998

TEN REASONS WHY RACE BANNON IS COOLER THAN JAMES BOND

10. He's Jessie's dad

9. Those Race-ism's that make you go HUH? 'You two look like a couple of
kerosine cats in Hell.' 'Come on Benten, these guys will be about as
much use as a chicken wire submarine.' (Forget the out-dated sexual
inuendo's James)

8. Doesn't care if his Martini is shaken or stirred

7. Race Bannon, the name SCREAMS action. James Bond *yawn* did someone
call for a lawyer?

6. The RED SHIRT

5. Doesn't need expolding pens and piano wire shoelaces to keep bad guys
on the run.

4. Looks better in a tux (Heh Heh...DROOL)

3. Sexy Southern Drawl vs. Stiff Queen's English (NO CONTEST!)

2. He's not a globe-trotting womanizer (Oh..wait, um...gee,
well...forget #2)

AND THE #1 REASON RACE PUTS JAMES TO SHAME

1. HE'S never had to carry a 'License to Kill'

(c) SHENSA 1998