The Short (Frustrating)  Adventures of Jonny Quest and Iris

IRIS
by Laura Fort

I wrote this one during Chemistry (I was supposed to be studying for a 
test which I failed 20 minutes later) so sorry if it stinks. Oh, and I 
made up some of the words since I'm not too smart when it comes to 
Chemistry.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Quest Team or anything is realtion to them.

Archivers: Fine by me, but let me know first.

IRIS

   "Now cross the yellow wire with the positive end of the clambular."
   Jonathan Quest sighed. "What's a clambular, Iris?"
   "It is the base sight of the electricity in the nucleus cell of the 
chlorate."
   "Uh, Iris?"
   "Yes?"
   "Can you speak in ENGLISH?"
   "I am sorry. I was sure I was speaking in English."
   "Why do you have to be so proper?"
   "Dr. Quest programmed me to communicate in the modern computer 
language."
   "Never mind, Iris. I'll finish later."
   "I recall you saying that you anted to do this now."
   "I'll get Jessie to help. After all, it's also her fault that the 
upgrade to QuestWorld destroyed it."
    "According to my calculations, which are correct, it is 78.214% your 
fault, and 11.786% Jessie's fault."
   "Hey, she's the one who suggested the upgrade."
   "That does not matter."
   "Iris?"
   "Yes?"
   "SHUT UP!!!!"
   Silence.
   "Jonny Quest logging off."

2 hours later

   "JONNY!" Dr. Quest's voice boomed through the Quest Compound.
   "Um, yeah?"
   "Why won't Iris answer any commands?"


I know, it was DUMB but I was bored. Actually I was very hyper since I 
had a Dr. Pepper for lunch.

Send comments and flames to me at    laf99@hotmail.com

(c) Laura Fort 1997