ISCLAIMER: same as always :) ARCHIVER: It's yours! Last time: When Jonny came out of the washroom, he saw Hadji waiting for = him/her. "Johanna!" Hadji said in a shocked tone. " Why did you go into = the men's washroom?" LAST DATE WITH JOHANNA (Part 3) By Maliha Malik (The Mistress of Mayhem) Jonny's face flushed with embarassment. How was he going to get out of = this now? "I .... well, Hadj, I just ........" "It's alright," Hadji's face softened. "I don't think you are feeling = well right now." "Yeah!" Jonny/Johanna agreed, thankful for the excuse. "That's it! I = don't feel too good."=20 "Maybe weshould take a walk along the beach." Hadji sugested, delighted = by the idea.=20 "NO! I mean .... uhhh .... it is not worth the trouble ..... I'd rather = not ..." "Nonsense, Johanna. I think a walk along the beach will be just the = thing for you." Hadji said firmly and taking his/her hand, he led = him/her outside. Outside, the sea roared under the full moon and the sand sparkled = underneath the ethereal moonlight. Jonny/Johanna shuddered as Hadji put = an arm around him/her as they walked along the beach. "Today must be the = happiest day of my life .... " Hadji began, after a while. "I can't tell = you how much I have looked forward to our date together Johanna. I must = confess ... I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you ...." Suddenly Jonny/Johanna realized that Hadji was about to kiss him/her. = No!!!! His mind shrieked out. Not again!!!! But he couldn't do anything = as Hadji smiled down at him/her. Abruptly, just when Hadji was about to = kiss her, Jonny felt his wig tilt backwards. Before, he could adjust it, = it had fallen down onto the sand.=20 Hadji took a step backwards. "Wha???!!!!" Before him, stood Jonny, = dressed in a pink, frilly dress and makeup on his face.=20 Afraid of Hadji's reaction, Jonny tried to make an excuse. "Hadj! I am = so sorry! I didn't mean this .... I didn't think ....." "Jonny!" Hadji ignored Jonny's explanations. "It's you!"=20 "Hadj .... I am so sorry .... " Jonny began again. "No! You need not be sorry." Hadji smiled. "My friend, this is like a = dream come true ...." He pulled a very surprised Jonny towards him and kissed him squarely on = the lips.=20 ~~~~~ AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER !!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ____________________________ end _____________________________ BWAHAHAHAHAHA! This fic was so much fun to write! Sooo, did you guys = like it? Criticisms, Comments, Flames ..... send 'em all!=20 The Mistress of Mayhem (mmlive@brain.net.pk) " The Truth Is Out There." (c) Maliha Malik 1997